Chatted to Beezy Bailey naked this morning. I was about to hit the showers after gym when he approached me to relate the sorry tale of Gwen Gill. I am the first one to warn against stone throwing and glass houses so, for the record I'll say how mortified I was when a reader pointed out that I'd mixed up Pancetta with Proscuitto in a restaurant review. Granted that both come from a pig, it is still an error I regret.

From Beezy's perspective Gwen's gaff seems far worse and he is so outranged that she didn't report on his opening that he is telling all and sundry about it.

How Beezy Bailey made Gwen's Worst Dressed List begun sometime ago when he wore an Italian suit that belonged to his grandfather. At his recent opening at Everard Read he wore a similar looking suit but by Paul Smith. When Gwen came up to ask him if it was his Grandfather's and Beezy replied no, it was from Paul Smith, Gwen said "oh, from YDE?"

I should know the difference between Pancetta and Proscuitto and Gwen Gill should certainly know the difference between Paul Smith and Paul Simon.