So I left for dinner at 9.30pm only to get a call from Dinish, one of the installers to say they'd left their bag in my apartment. " F A A A A CK" I scream in the car. Perhaps it was a good thing that the software upgrade happened while we were away - because, lo and behold,  it gives an E6 Error and no picture. Back on the phone to DSTV, as I am extremely angry now, I press the wrong number when the auto-attendant answers and land up in "technical support". Jeffrey hangs up on me when he realizes I'm looking for activations. To Mogamat Cadar's credit, he did actually call me back and tried to be as helpful as possible. Anyhoo - it is not 10.05 - too late to go to dinner and still no DSTV picture. I'm beginning to resent Multichoice in a big way. Tomorrow is my birthday - and this was a gift to myself. Fuckers. Email hate-dstv@brianberkman.com if you agree.